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Offline TimothyC

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She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« on: August 11, 2016, 11:23:54 AM »
A friend sent me this click bait article this morning and I'm guessing a few of you would appreciate it :P ;D:

She’s the worst tennis player ever, and who cares? We’re watching something bounce besides the ball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=93&v=3PYLnSrP3eE

She won’t be winning the U.S. Open any time soon (or at all) but she’s definitely won my heart. So much so that I’d learn how to play tennis, just so I could help her not be as bad as she is.

Her name is Elizabeth Anne Pelayo and while that’s all we know about her personally, I think it’s fair to say she loves showing off her gigantic boobs

There’s one, or two, obvious reasons for why she’s not suited for the sport, and Hell would freeze over before any intelligent person suggested she lose them to become better. Tennis has the Williams sisters and Maria Sharapova, we will do just fine with this new babe being terrible on the court, but great at everything else.

 

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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2016, 11:35:07 AM »
8 million others share your sentiment  ;D
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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2016, 08:19:35 PM »
and you're welcome.
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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 09:34:50 PM »
How does this work anyway?
Just seems a freak of nature. My God!

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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 11:03:35 PM »
Sometimes less is better.  Great body with too huge boobs.  Though I did have to watch a couple times to come to that conclusion  ;)

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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2017, 03:47:43 PM »
She need to run for the senate..... LOL

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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2018, 08:03:50 AM »
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Re: She’s the worst tennis player ever...
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2018, 08:56:44 AM »
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